Wizard of Oz shoes?
DARQ: Yoi, Catherine! I want a pair of Oz shoes.
CATHERINE, looking totally confused: Oz shoes?
DARQ: Yeah, I saw them on last night’s HSN. A special sale presentation that coincides with the release of the new Oz movie. Oh the shoes!! The amazingly, wonderful shoes! Sparkling—
CATHERINE: Whoa, halt, stop. Do you even know what Oz is?
DARQ: Sure I do. I read your copy of The Wizard of Oz and it’s now my favorite book.
CATHERINE (thinking– of course that story would appeal to Darq because she has a lot in common with Dorothy, but–): The new movie isn’t the one you read about.
DARQ: I know that! Now, put that mind of yours back on shoes. Sparkly shoes for me.
CATHERINE, heaving a sigh of defeat: Okay. Give me a few days and I’ll work on it.
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